Conan Chop Chop Game Review

Previews “Looks exactly like the game that I said I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
“It honestly looks all kinds of fantastic.”
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and Happiness in its visuals, Conan Chop Chop is the proof that dreams do come true.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe wicked wizard Thoth Amon has devised a scheme in order to revive the old wickedness known as Xaltotun. If the plan succeeds, it will bring the entire world into an eternity of darkness and servitude. Only you will defeat him, however in order to do so you will need all of your cunning. All your guile. The full force of your skill and strength can be put to use. It is time to … Chop Chop!
Conan Chop Chop is the most realistic and epic stick figure game that has ever been played. It will take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus you will experience an overwhelming amount of gore as well as flying legs. Take note that this can cause uncontrollable outbursts of joy and/or violence, typically based on the side of the sword you are on.1-4 players Play as a solo player for an experience unlike any other Roguelike. Or, have your pals alongside you on the couch in co-op mode.
Change into Conan… or someone different! No brain, all brawns? No worries! Select from a wide range of fierce warrior gods or add accessories and weapons to match your style!
You’re on the hunt for epic glory and can save the world. It is still possible for merchants to charge you for their goods, and some people may insist on completing tasks of their own. But fear not, there are some who will make it worth your while.
Explore in every direction! Take on the shifting sands and terrain of Koth and explore the deep forests of Darkwood as you bravely traverse the searing land of Hyperboria and explore the cold the world of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop lets players explore the world to both sides, up and down! There’s a chance you’ll be jumping at, running, or moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion this can offer you the best 3-D experience.
You can loot, loot as well as loot. Learn how to delicately smash head of enemies with the help of a broom. You can also turn them into chop suey using an ax blade. Conan Chop Chop contains a diverse array of weapons as well as trinkets and other legendary items designed to be used to create any type of aggressive playstyle you imagine.
Make amazing combos! Use the incredible 360 degree spin attack to slash skulls around you. It is possible to accelerate at the speed of the light. It will be possible to use your sword in a sideways direction or even longways. You’ll feel yourself gasping for air while trying to understand how amazing your fighting moves.
They are bosses with a ruthless streak! The first thing you have to do is defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you can face Thoth-Amon. The bosses mentioned above seem to be very supportive of your cause. Instead they will attempt to take you down with a variety of sleazy techniques such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! A variety of maps that are completely random and a wealth of different weapons and skills to try out ensure that every new game will be an experience that is completely new. You are bound to die repeatedly, but you will be able to unlock new weapons that will be at your disposal for the next time you play.


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